Urbain's wife, the Marquise, is chilling outside by the carriage. Since she's always been nice to him, Newman asks if she'll arrange a little run-in with her husband after the service. She makes it happen, leading Madame de Bellegarde and Urbain directly past Newman on a walk through the park. Newman demands to speak with them. He's got some truth to drop. Actually, he's got some blackmailing to do. He shows them a copy of the letter and lets them know his intention to make it public.

DATING AN ASEXUAL!!

I, being one of the Americans that fell in love with his accent, obviously, but the Aussie will go to the bar, smile at someone being nice, not flirty and they will nod and turn back to their friends.

OMG, where are you from.

Turn around, please.